dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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