I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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