she was so not down for the gang bang
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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