question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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