fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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