Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize