I want to have your abortion
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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