BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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