Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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