I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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