So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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