Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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