I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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