Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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