32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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