i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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