It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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