Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
