I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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