Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
