Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Even my vagina gasped.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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