Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Did I show you my penis last night?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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