i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
