Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
