You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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