so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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