his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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