Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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