Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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