Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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