I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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