Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Buhtt sex?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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