Already got asked if we're dating
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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