i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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