a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Less talking, more tequila
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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