I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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