I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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