Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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