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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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