therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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