do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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