That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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