So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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