Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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