you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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