Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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