brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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