and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
