Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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