hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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