Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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